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"Are you the SAT because I’d do you for 3 hours and 45 minutes with a 10 minute break halfway through for snacks, and then I can stare at you for like 10 minutes and think ‘wow, I hope I don’t ruin this.’"

— Dude on OKC with the best pick up lines I have ever heard (via katamarang)

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#raiseawareness #realcatshavecurves [wolfosaurus]

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Stuck in my head for a week

(Source: Spotify)

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If Disney Princesses Were Actually Sloths by Jen Lewis

Previously: Nicolas Cage as Disney Princesses

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I’ve heard a lot of talk about what “true” love is. Not just the romantic notion but in all kinds of relationships. I think that the most distinctive characteristic of real love is sacrifice: The willingness to do something painful for the sake of someone else.
People sacrifice every day for their country or their family, doing things that are painful for the sake of something they love.

Sacrifice is a part of love. That’s why love isn’t always grand gestures. It often goes unappreciated,

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Advice from Wise Old Dog [x]

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Advice from Wise Old Dog [x]

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[tavalon]
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iraffiruse:

Some people might feel sorry for themselves in this situation
Puppy don’t care
Puppy’s got stuff to do
Puppy’s got places to be
Puppy’s got people to bark at and things to sniff.

iraffiruse:

Some people might feel sorry for themselves in this situation

Puppy don’t care

Puppy’s got stuff to do

Puppy’s got places to be

Puppy’s got people to bark at and things to sniff.